I am getting tired of all the talking heads going on and on about this missing chick from Alabama. Who cares, people go missing all the time and no one gives them five minuets in the news cycle. No, I think that Natalee Holloway got drunk, pulled the train on a few natives in Aruba and then felt really bad about it. The guys who were having the time of there lives sharing a nice rich, blond, American girl, fresh and ready to work. The guys then turn around and she is not feeling proud about what she did (She liked it, but can't admit that) and is talking about rape charges. The guys do what they have to do, and protect themselves and whack her. Simple, easy and done. Now don't get me wrong, I morn the passing of a sluttish blond with a penchant for gang bangs when drunk as much as the next person, but come on do we really care this much? Her parents are young and can make themselves a new one. Her friends were all going off to collage and truth be told, only one or two will still talk to each other more than once a year in two years. They will get over it, and in four months none will remember here name anyway. No when you get down to brass tacks, its all about her dad missing the money from selling her panties on ebay to pedophiles. Guess the last few will bring the high dollars............
Now I`m aimin' for heaven But probably wind up down in hell Where upon this alter I will hang my guilt ridden head But it`s time I`ll take before I begin Three sheets to the wind, Three sheets to the wind Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep We`re the rebels of the sacred heart I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
I believe you are absolutely right. You have to ask yourself, why on Earth would she leave the bar with three swinging dick cabana boys unless she was wanting to sample a "cock buffet?" She knew the score.
Yet how could she be so foolish, and thoughtless, as to not take along some of her hot friends with her? Doing so would have accomplished two things: 1) It would have made the cabana boys more amiable because everyone prefers an orgy over a gangbang, and 2) it would have made more witnesses, or as a subset of this, possibly more victims...either way, it would be an easier mystery to solve.
They say that the part of the brain that assesses risk does not fully develope until age 25. I certaily can believe that, for as many foolish things as I do now, I can not fathom doing some of the shit I used to do when I was 18 (particularly the automotive sort). The point being is that she didn't think that there was a notable risk of her contracting the HIV, HEP, or CLAP, or all three, much less winding up as crab shit.
Now, if my place were switched with hers...I'd be dead, and she'd be writing about me. But if I had a similar oppurtunity (except with hot Aruban females instead of males, of course) I would have left with them quicker than Kellie moving towards a piano bar. Mercat would understand and want that for me. I would go with them, knowing that even though I was outnumbered, should things go sour faster than Morton at a piano bar I would have three psycho bitches to deal with. But I would also know that being a male, I can outwit, overpower, and outmaneuver at least 10 women, (or 15 Aruban women) at once.
Her sum, however, is not the total of mine, and she should have chosen differently. As it stands, she will not be passing on her knowledge, teachings, and genes on to the next generation, so in that regard, mankind is really the winner here.
For you libs out there, this is Darwinism at work, so I don't want to hear any shit from you as Darwin is your God.
Last Edit: Jun 21, 2005 16:46:12 GMT -5 by Highlord