Post by Big Kev on Apr 21, 2004 12:01:34 GMT -5
First off, little boy, I am not Pat. You may believe anything you wish, but I am not Pat posting under a different name. Second, your primary goal in life is to be a pro skater. A professional skater? Please tell me that this is an outlandish boast being used for shock value. Wait, its not, you realy are that delusional.
I'll be back in just a second......there are about 12 million people who skate in the US according to several sources. Now we take the number of Pro Skaters living and working in the US, about 160, and we come up with a ratio of 75,000:1. Now what that means is that for every 75,000 people in the US one (1) of them turns pro for at least a year. According to the same source as the above information, the average pro skater has earnings before taxes, of about $22,000 (US). Let me put that in McJob terms for you, about $10.58 and hour, now so far that sounds good, however, that's with no health insurance, no retirement and a earning life of about three years.
So in closing let me give a little bit of advice to you and any others who may be reading along, don't move your lips it doesn't look good when you read. Go to collage, earn a degree, all the world is NOT Campbell County.
Remember just because she is letting you place your penis in her vagina, don't make you any thing more than pal's. She will move on with her life and you will as well. The world is a big place and lots of other people live in it too. Go off into it and meet some new people, one day you may have collected the anecdotes to have a web page just like this. Me I make a good living in another state doing computer work, but I take the time to read this page and make fun of little ignorant choads like you. I also can see a deluded fool, and have taken the time to give you some sound advice.
Lets be realistic here, if I want to make fun of you and belittle you, I could do that very easily.
Now we both know you wont pay any heed to it, and will end up a OxyHead(TM) like most of the other losers you hang out with, but I will enter the underworld with the karma for having tried.
Now lets all just move on to a new thread, I am tired of the same choads posting the same poorly outlined and poorly written, "I h8t pat" junk.
I'll be back in just a second......there are about 12 million people who skate in the US according to several sources. Now we take the number of Pro Skaters living and working in the US, about 160, and we come up with a ratio of 75,000:1. Now what that means is that for every 75,000 people in the US one (1) of them turns pro for at least a year. According to the same source as the above information, the average pro skater has earnings before taxes, of about $22,000 (US). Let me put that in McJob terms for you, about $10.58 and hour, now so far that sounds good, however, that's with no health insurance, no retirement and a earning life of about three years.
So in closing let me give a little bit of advice to you and any others who may be reading along, don't move your lips it doesn't look good when you read. Go to collage, earn a degree, all the world is NOT Campbell County.
Remember just because she is letting you place your penis in her vagina, don't make you any thing more than pal's. She will move on with her life and you will as well. The world is a big place and lots of other people live in it too. Go off into it and meet some new people, one day you may have collected the anecdotes to have a web page just like this. Me I make a good living in another state doing computer work, but I take the time to read this page and make fun of little ignorant choads like you. I also can see a deluded fool, and have taken the time to give you some sound advice.
Lets be realistic here, if I want to make fun of you and belittle you, I could do that very easily.
Now we both know you wont pay any heed to it, and will end up a OxyHead(TM) like most of the other losers you hang out with, but I will enter the underworld with the karma for having tried.
Now lets all just move on to a new thread, I am tired of the same choads posting the same poorly outlined and poorly written, "I h8t pat" junk.