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Apr 22, 2004 19:50:08 GMT -5
Post by The Al on Apr 22, 2004 19:50:08 GMT -5
Just wanted to start a new thread. Was tired of the other one.
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Apr 22, 2004 20:52:38 GMT -5
Post by The Poet on Apr 22, 2004 20:52:38 GMT -5
I grow tired of you Al, Big Kev is much more interesting and well spoken. Maybe they should call it Pat's & Kev's Place what do you think? Good ring to it. He does have the most entertaining post's by far on this board.
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Apr 23, 2004 7:29:53 GMT -5
Post by Big Kev on Apr 23, 2004 7:29:53 GMT -5
Thank you "The Al" for starting a new thread on the board. I believe that it will be a very entertaining one, and I am proud to be the second thinking person to post here. As for you "The Poet", you truly have a driving need to retort "The Al" don't you? I make allusions about your mother being a prostitute with poor language skills and all that it returned is a simple tweak at "The Al" in a feeble attempt to, what I assume at any rate, start a scuffle between friends on the board. Personally I find that a very back ally tactic and very amateurish. If you wish to be seen as more than a crank and a very funny joke by me, study the ART of the “Zamputin”. After that you may return to the board and try your hand with me, child.
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Apr 23, 2004 17:01:43 GMT -5
Post by The Retard on Apr 23, 2004 17:01:43 GMT -5
Well, well well, a new thread. I want more stories. A few more blogs, and a few new Memoirs. You can leave off stories with The Al involved their not as good if he's involoved.
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Apr 24, 2004 22:50:38 GMT -5
Post by The Poet on Apr 24, 2004 22:50:38 GMT -5
Big Kev, you think "I" am an amateur. I can play mind games with the best of them. Just ask Al. I don't think I know you, but let me see if I can figure you out. You’re probably a little younger than Al, and Patrick. You probably attended ETSU after them, wanting to follow in Pat's image. You probably depend on their approval for your self esteem. Other wise you’re probably insecure in a lot of the aspects of your life, and wish you could achieve much more. Al, and Patrick probably look down on you and in the back of your mind you know this is true. You are probably an only child who was over fed by his parent's and have a weight problem, thus the name big Kev. You probably never competed in athletics in school, but were probably in clubs like the Chess club and any other academic clubs that hid your physical short comings. Am I close?
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Apr 25, 2004 10:15:17 GMT -5
Post by Perfect Pat on Apr 25, 2004 10:15:17 GMT -5
Foolish Poet you do not want to get in a war of words with Big Kev. Kev was a standout hindcatcher before a series of knee injuries forced him to stop playing his chosen sport. Big Kev has been a friend of mine for well over a decade now and was the best "Pat Handler" I ever had. He was my political officer up until he got married and got himself a very nice job working for Eastern Kentucky University. He and I were on the Campbell County Scholars Bowl team and I can assure you that neither of us have physical shortcomings since Big Kev plays hockey now and I wrestle. Be careful Poet we know who and where you are and I promise you don't want us to make a road trip to see you.
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Apr 25, 2004 15:27:51 GMT -5
Post by SK8tRBOI on Apr 25, 2004 15:27:51 GMT -5
What r u gonna to to him perfect fat try to convince his girlfriend to go out with u. I bet his girl is to old for u newayz. Why don't u go f**k big kev in his a$$!
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Apr 26, 2004 12:15:15 GMT -5
Post by Big Kev on Apr 26, 2004 12:15:15 GMT -5
First off let me thank Pat for his wonderful post, being away from a computer this weekend I was unable to respond to the previous post. I am very proud of both my athletic and academic achievements over the 30 or so years of my life. As for making a road trip, I am always up to "meet Derek's gay lover" any time, just send up the balloon. Also, I will be "IN" this weekend, I think a session should be held on Sunday at the usual place about 1 PM, "The Al", Pat give me a call or drop an email to confirm. Now on to new business, "Little Boy" I was hoping that you would have taken the time to think over your life and not posted this drivel anymore, but I was hoping for too much from you I guess. Now I know that it was a stretch for you to read a post that was and long as the one detailing why you are a loser and how to fix that in the future years of your life, but lets all go back and review, I will wait here for you.............Now that we have that fresh in our heads we can apply it to the situation at hand. To do so I will need for you to cooperate with me. You will need to examine your life, just as I posted previously. In examining your life, you need realize that just telling the truth to her about your prospects in life, how you are a loser with no future beyond finishing that bag of potato chips is not "stealing" your girlfriend. Could it be that Pat is trying to be a friend and give her some well-rounded advice as to her future? She has a stake in all of this as well. (I am making an assumption about her being a she, not judging or anything) Could it be that her friends are also telling her this? Could it be that you are deflecting onto Pat your insecurities and shorts comings as both a lover and friend to her? It could be that you are such a control freak that she is running from you, and in your need to blame someone; Pat is the most convent target. I am starting to see it that way; all the signs are there. You generalize the situation into a very simple scenario, placing the blame directly on a strong personality evidently close to her accepting no blame for yourself in the situation. She is hoping that you will change your ways and be less controlling, and the advice telling her to find a better person is coming off as someone "taking" her from you. My advice is to break it off with her in a calm cool way, try and stay friends, but move on yourself. You may wish to seek some counseling about your control needs, remember your significant other is an intelligent being who needs to grow and expand there own self. Please post once you have read this and taken the time to deal with your issues, I still hold hope that you will grow up and see that life is more than Wal-Mart and cable TV. Your friend, Big Kev.
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Apr 26, 2004 14:13:38 GMT -5
Post by The Al on Apr 26, 2004 14:13:38 GMT -5
Alas "Big Kev" apparently Sk8tRBoi is not emotionally stable enough to let go of a person who apparently does not wish to be around him anymore, for what ever reason that is. He obviously is in denial that he is not man enough for her. Most people who are turned down, not capable, or just a lower life form usually fall into depression and blame their shortcomings and frailties on others who are far superior or in a position of higher power. Hence came the term "The man". SK8Trboi is simply blaming his problems on "The man" and pat is his chosen person to represent "The Man". Sk8tRboi and others who have posted recently are crying out to the world in jealousy, because of us who have lived life and are living a life that they cannot possible have. Remember people are afraid of what they dont understand.
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Apr 26, 2004 23:30:00 GMT -5
Post by You dont know me but on Apr 26, 2004 23:30:00 GMT -5
I heard that you have had some skanky women Pats, adn that they have left you with some vernal diseses. That true?
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Apr 27, 2004 15:10:13 GMT -5
Post by Perfect Pat on Apr 27, 2004 15:10:13 GMT -5
Well I will admit to having been out with a few ladies that I'm not overly proud of, but hey everybody needs a slump buster of D.F. every now and then. Most of the females I have dated have been ranged from moderately attractive to superhot though. As for the diease, as of my annual physical nine months ago I am tested and negative.
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Apr 27, 2004 21:01:10 GMT -5
Post by You dont know me but on Apr 27, 2004 21:01:10 GMT -5
Ah man your kewl as Sh*t. yourze stories are so messed up. Did you do lot's of drugs at ETSU? Man I love your site. Where the hell is ETSU anyways.
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Apr 28, 2004 18:43:29 GMT -5
Post by Rss tt fcker on Apr 28, 2004 18:43:29 GMT -5
I hear you used farm animals with some of the women. Is that true Pat?
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Apr 28, 2004 21:43:12 GMT -5
Post by Perfect Pat on Apr 28, 2004 21:43:12 GMT -5
Sex is meaningless without them.
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Apr 29, 2004 17:01:49 GMT -5
Post by Rsst tt Fcker on Apr 29, 2004 17:01:49 GMT -5
Ahhh man, that's too much, how about zoo animals?
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