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Post by TheAl on Feb 3, 2006 22:22:09 GMT -5
My daughter's not at the age of worrying about boys yet, however, i will be buying a shotgun soon.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Feb 5, 2006 10:13:57 GMT -5
Look it is gonna be fun when some guy comes to meet the elf and we are all there to meet/intimidate hime.
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Post by Wong on Feb 5, 2006 13:43:59 GMT -5
I can't wait for Jordan to bring a guy home.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Feb 5, 2006 15:24:02 GMT -5
I can't wait to hear about it.
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Post by banana on Feb 5, 2006 15:51:17 GMT -5
It's good to know where I can find a hit crew once my girls start dating.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Feb 5, 2006 15:57:22 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure we are willing and able to take care of all of your hit crew needs.
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Post by Whiskey on Feb 6, 2006 12:41:33 GMT -5
Very unsettling.
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Post by BIGKEV on Feb 6, 2006 12:55:33 GMT -5
Just call me with the proper password, depending of the type of work needed.
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Post by TheAl on Feb 6, 2006 13:47:32 GMT -5
Yeah...it will defenitley be high drama when she brings a guy to meet me and theres pat, joe, steve and kev there, doing god only knows what. She may hate me afterward, but hey...the sheer look of horror on his face, will be priceless.
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Post by BIGKEV on Feb 6, 2006 14:11:15 GMT -5
The best part will the alternating tail as we follow them during the course of the evening. I find that simply having a good dog eared anatomy book and a pathology text opened to decaying animal matter get the point across. Fun is the cold sweat not the hot footed retreat.
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Post by Wong on Feb 6, 2006 22:45:30 GMT -5
I prefer the explosive engineering text, while walking around said house with gak* in drop holster.
And of course there's the ace in the hole. "KILL" tattooed inside mouth.
*Use of getto slang for idiots on board.
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Post by BIGKEV on Feb 7, 2006 7:22:13 GMT -5
Fine Wong, you win, happy now?
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Post by Yur Daddy on Feb 7, 2006 9:55:36 GMT -5
so now i start dating yur daghters and be like the fat perv pat. They be young and I be alot older, dont start crying when they come home pregnant. serves you pervs right.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Feb 7, 2006 10:18:29 GMT -5
The big difference is that I date younger girls but they are still for the most part 18. Plus I would never date a friends daughter. They scare me too much.
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Post by BIGKEV on Feb 7, 2006 11:07:41 GMT -5
I have a small issue with your postulate sir, we will let the spelling and grammar stand on it's own merit. I take issue with you being able to speak coherently with a female as you can not very well write, as demonstrated here. I feel that you would not be able to attract a female of the discerning tastes that any of our children would be raised to have. If you do date, I would imagine a night out with you would include having your date blow the guy working at the gas station to pay for a few gallons. From there you would get little meth or oxy, blow threw that and pass out. After being awoke by a cop, you notice that a rat has been gnawing at your ear lobe, the rat now has scabies, you are tossed into a jail cell and once more you suck off three guys to keep from being raped.
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