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Post by Hayden on Nov 15, 2005 21:36:29 GMT -5
That was fucking classic. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That toothbrush comment could be applied to most southern states. These inbred hillbilly's don't know much about politics, just moonshine and sleeping with their sisters, mothers and fathers.
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Post by Wong on Nov 15, 2005 22:14:48 GMT -5
Glad to see you guys are as well educated as the rest of the libs showing up here. It would be nice if you guys could debate the points other than trying to high-jack the thread.
At last I digress, here's a go fuck yourselves to officially welcome you.
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Post by Wong on Nov 15, 2005 22:17:11 GMT -5
Plus, if we're so inbred, why in the hell did you libs want to elect Al Gore as President?
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Post by Highlord on Nov 16, 2005 0:48:14 GMT -5
Don't listen to them Dinah. They can't be reasoned with. To many years of in breeding. Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Tennessee? If it would have been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush. Jake, you can't even spell inbreeding much less identify it. If you are going to insult our intelligence, please use proper grammar, toolbox.
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Post by Whiskey on Nov 16, 2005 8:32:07 GMT -5
HL, how could you have posted that at 12:48am? You were still at TND till right after one? Falsch!
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Post by Whiskey on Nov 16, 2005 8:32:24 GMT -5
Never mind, times are still off.
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Post by Arnus on Nov 16, 2005 9:19:03 GMT -5
That was fucking classic. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That toothbrush comment could be applied to most southern states. These inbred hillbilly's don't know much about politics, just moonshine and sleeping with their sisters, mothers and fathers. Boy you guys are original I can't believe everybody here hasn't turned liberal due to this post alone.
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Post by peeblee on Nov 16, 2005 9:29:13 GMT -5
That was fucking classic. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That toothbrush comment could be applied to most southern states. These inbred hillbilly's don't know much about politics, just moonshine and sleeping with their sisters, mothers and fathers. hayden...you dumb fuck...I was in New York this past summer and i saw more homeless, toothless people in one day as I walked down teh street than I ever see in campbell county in a year...as far as to whom we sleep with how would you ever know, unless your sister and your mother discussed theri sex lives with you.... and politics...it seems that every presidential election taht the candidates concentrate very heavily on winning teh Southern states... and to finish this off, do you really know what a hillbilly is...webster defines hillbillyas a "potato farmer in northern Michigan"...you, dinah, and silver fart can be classified as pda's...pure dumb asses,,,and I use the word "pure" very very very loosely...
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Post by Hayden on Nov 16, 2005 9:29:21 GMT -5
Red Neck Love Poem: 'Nuff said.
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more'n a fresh load of dirt . When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuthin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age just keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! Luv, from yore Romeo
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Post by Clay on Nov 16, 2005 9:41:03 GMT -5
Heh heh funny, reminds me of my most recent trip to upstate NY
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Post by Jake on Nov 16, 2005 9:41:44 GMT -5
That was pretty good. Try this one. It's a Red neck wedding night.
This redneck couple get married. They go back to the motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I'm a virgin."
At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened. "Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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Post by peeblee on Nov 16, 2005 10:21:42 GMT -5
That was fucking classic. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That toothbrush comment could be applied to most southern states. These inbred hillbilly's don't know much about politics, just moonshine and sleeping with their sisters, mothers and fathers. Boy you guys are original I can't believe everybody here hasn't turned liberal due to this post alone. why would that post turn anyone to teh liberallines of thinking??? i am probably teh closest thing to a liberal (as far as those who post on a regular basis) and i read nothing taht sounds liberal to me...
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Post by Highlord on Nov 16, 2005 10:52:21 GMT -5
That was pretty good. Try this one. It's a Red neck wedding night. This redneck couple get married. They go back to the motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I'm a virgin." At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened. "Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours." Haha, I love Bill Clinton jokes...tell some more Jake.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Nov 16, 2005 12:41:38 GMT -5
Unbelievable. These shithooks are trying to convert us to their way of thinking by insulting everything we are not. Most of the regular posters here are well educated and don't have any of the stereotypical archetypes that wopld make us rednecks. I realize that UTK may not be the oh so prestigious school the NYU is but I think we have sent more than a few worthy graduates into the world.
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Post by Highlord on Nov 16, 2005 13:16:47 GMT -5
How can you take NYU seriously when it prepares its students so poorly for debate?
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