Someone who knows the truth
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Post by Someone who knows the truth on Nov 1, 2004 17:43:39 GMT -5
For the last several years Patrick Pebley has been part of an illegal and ongoing government plot to take over the world. He uses this website to draw in followers who he then uses for both his and the shadow government he works for to achieve their goal of world domination. The world he promotes would be one of racial and sexual subjigation. I encourage everyone to stop reading his propaganda.
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Post by Sam on Nov 1, 2004 23:43:37 GMT -5
You Fvcking pvssy. You should Fvcking go and Fvck yourself. If that happend it would Fvcking be a Fvcking better world Mother Fvcker. Your FVcking probably some liberal FVcker, or conservative FVucker. Go FVck yourself.
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Post by The Man on Nov 1, 2004 23:48:17 GMT -5
What a joke I'm telling you it's all fiction.
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Post by Heavy D on Nov 2, 2004 12:00:39 GMT -5
Jey "the man" if you don't think this is real come visit Campbell COunty. I promise they don't come any more real than Perfect Pat.
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Post by SAM on Nov 2, 2004 22:01:06 GMT -5
Mother FVcker The PVssy Man, I'll FVucking give you some FVucking Fiction, You have a dick. You Mother FVcking Piece of Sh!t. Tell your mom I'm not FVucking coming over tonigh. I found another Crack Whore to bang.
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Post by BIGKEV on Nov 4, 2004 16:52:18 GMT -5
Please note that it is not an illegal, ongoing government plot to take over the world. It is a small cabal gathering eldritch power to take over the world. As area under lord for standards and practices the following list of new guidelines and operational tips should be posted in the cloak room of all meeting places. 1) Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of the amateur. 2) Avoid needless embarassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your god's name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful. 3) Never invoke anything bigger than your head. 4) Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over 10 pounds in weight, you're just asking for trouble. 5) Citronella candles may *not* be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-coloured candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Dark Lords. 6) Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, thuggee knife, service revolver, garlic, Yellow Sign, cabfare, condoms, and a change of robes. 7)*Never* be the cultist that goes to rough up the investigator. Ransacking hotel rooms is probably safe, but going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure route to the bottom of the Thames. 8) When the Black Mass goes awry, stay away from the cult leader. Enraged demons always go for the pompous. 9) Don't gloat. 10) If you do gloat, never reveal your plans. 11) If you gloat and reveal your plans, never leave the investigators to die slowly. They don't. 12) If you gloat, reveal your plans, and leave the investigators to die slowly, don't have the audacity to look surprised when thy show up to foil you. 13) Investigators always show up at the last moment to foil you. Start a half- hour early, they hate that. 14) Select ceremonial robes that are easy to run in while still affording ample concealment. 15) Never have sex with anything whose genetic structure you do not feel absolutely comfortable about. 16) Never admit to having had sex with anything whose genetic structure you didn't feel absolutely comfortable about. 17) When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES. Thousands of cultists could be saved every year if they'd just remember this simple safety tip. 18) When mutilating cattle, avoid the ones with testicles. 19) During ritual sacrificing, taking bits home for later is now generally considered bad form. 20) Blood tests are now required of all sacrificial victims before the ritual. The effects of HIV+ offerings on the average malefic deity have never been witnessed by anyone living, or even intact. 21) Contrary to historical belief, drugs and invocations do not mix. When the shit comes down it is vitally necessary to be able to discern between the gibbering monstrosity to throw the holy water on and the gibbering monstrosity that will go away after a few hours, some B-complex, and a good hot bath. 22) Never play strip Tarot. 23) Piety and belief are powerful things, and few forces in nature can stand against one who is true to his faith, his god, and his soul. However, it is also true that God is on the side of the heaviest artillery, so be prepared to change sides at the drop of a hat. 24) For those situations where a fresh, living sacrifice is just not feasible or even possible, the lower ranks of demons can be fooled by microwaving a previously frozen chunk of ex-victim and cleverly jiggling it. However, a mock-victim sculpted from Spam will be all right too.
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Post by Perfect Pat on Nov 6, 2004 10:04:26 GMT -5
If I ever do take over the world the first thing I'll do is stamp out people who have found out my plans.
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Post by Fck You on Nov 7, 2004 19:31:37 GMT -5
F#ck you B!thches who think your better than the F#cking Pat. He's the F#cking bomb. All you haters F#ck you, you are all pathetic F#cks who have nothing f#cking better to do than bring down the Pat. The Pat can't be F#cking brought down. He's a F#cking icon so deal with it B!tches, and F#ck off. It's obvious you have unhappy life partners at F#cking home who you can't make F#cking happy so you have to take your frustrations elsewhere well B!tches take it elsewhere.
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