Top 10 things heard New Years In Chattanooga

[Xanth]

10. Okay, if some thing goes wrong who's going to bail Pat out of jail.

9. What, no good..... too soon?

8. I'm going to go punish the toilet.

7. Patrick don't put that in your mouth.

6. Who's going to clean the nail polish from Pat's feet?

5. Let's play tickle the Pat. (Female game only)

4. We'll save the second bottle of Champagne for breakfast.

3. Are we going in the right direction, I don't want to be anally raped in Alabama.

2. The second time I tripped acid.......

1. Dohhhhhhhh

[THEPAT24]

Brilliant. That is so true. Good times.

[TheAl]

I believe "Fat Bastard" was left out.
Doooohhhhhh......