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Post by Groiny on Mar 1, 2005 15:12:06 GMT -5
I just thought I would start this thread, so everyone could comment on their favorite "Patrick Command". Not many were about to command Patrick but still fun to see.
Such as:
Hands Head - when commanded Patrick would have to keep his hands on his head until told to let them down.
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Post by BIGKEV on Mar 1, 2005 16:12:28 GMT -5
I was always fond of Derrek would have Pat hit head into Bof's out stretched fist. This was discontinued as a common sort of punishment after Bof realized that he was coming into physical contact with Pat.
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Post by Whiskey on Mar 1, 2005 16:19:34 GMT -5
Oh Lord, where do I start?
"Patrick, rake your knuckles across that brick"
"Patrick, touch two pieces of metal to the cordless phone receiver"(useful for when Grot was talking to Jennifer)
"Patrick, take a journey around the house"
"Patrick, fumble drills"
"Patrick, call Donnie Cook and just talk to him"
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Post by THEPAT24 on Mar 1, 2005 19:04:07 GMT -5
Birthing Peace -- maybe the strangest command I ever was given.
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Post by Whiskey on Mar 2, 2005 10:32:05 GMT -5
No doubt. Watching the look of confusion on your face and the abject terror in Peace's dull cow eyes was palpable.
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Post by Groiny on Mar 2, 2005 10:49:06 GMT -5
I will have to explain a little for people to understand this one.
Patrick, Derrick Eric, and myself, including a couple of other friends; were on our way to Daytona for some drinking on the beach. We all had radio's for communication and Eric had the misfortune of having Patrick riding shotgun, while I was riding shotgun with Derrick. Eric would tell Pat to call Derrick on the radio and say some very disgusting and stupid things, so Derrick commanded Patrick to "Ham-bone" every 10 min. (as for those that do not know what "Ham Boning is...ask Whiskey). So, for most of the trip down Pat was smacky away, until Eric(Whiskey) commanded Pat to hands dash, and for the rest of the trip down Patrick had to sit with his hand touching the dashboard of the vehicle at all times. Now that was funny!
Sorry for the poor grammer and such but trying to do this quick while at work!
;D
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Post by Whiskey on Mar 2, 2005 12:46:23 GMT -5
Eventually I just had to make him smoke pot to calm down.
Prick would look at the clock and make his noises, then every 9th of 10 minutes the asshole would hambone like a black jazz muscian.
Derrick, you're a dick.
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Post by THEPAT24 on Mar 2, 2005 13:43:53 GMT -5
Hamboning is a time honored art. God, those were fun trips. I miss the fix-a-flat can.
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Post by Whiskey on Mar 2, 2005 13:49:03 GMT -5
Heh. That was a fine mimic.
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Post by Highlord on Mar 2, 2005 15:12:16 GMT -5
Me: "Eric, has he been ham-boning?"
Eric (threw clinched teeth) "EVERY TEN MINUTES."
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Post by Highlord on Mar 2, 2005 15:13:42 GMT -5
Me: "Eric, has he been ham-boning?"
Eric (through clenched teeth): "EVERY TEN MINUTES."
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Post by Whiskey on Mar 2, 2005 15:43:54 GMT -5
The little grunt he made at 9 minutes 59 seconds was the worst part.
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Post by Groiny on Mar 2, 2005 22:48:34 GMT -5
What about when you allowed patrick 3 noises?
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