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Post by THEPAT24 on Dec 15, 2006 10:07:33 GMT -5
A newspaper deliverywoman making her rounds early this morning received a rude surprise while in the parking lot of Carriage Hill Apartments in Clinton. Shortly after 4 am, the woman called Clinton Police and told officers that a balding white male with gray hair, about five feet eight inches to six feet tall, approached her--wearing only a red T-shirt and matching socks, in the apartment parking lot.
She said that the man was agressively fondling himself and loudly mumbling "Pickles, here, pickles!" as he came toward her.
The woman said she got scared and locked herself in her vehicle. She claimed that the man approached the vehicle and pressed his genitals against the driver's-side window. The woman said she started her vehicle and attempted to leave when the unidentified man loudly asked her for "some sugar."
Officers searched all of the apartment complexes in the general vicinity of Carriage Trace without locating the suspect. The woman said she did not know the man but would be able to identify him "top to bottom" if he was eventually located.
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Post by TheAl on Dec 15, 2006 13:50:15 GMT -5
Dohhhh.......Patrick!!!
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Post by thehandler22 on Dec 17, 2006 2:51:50 GMT -5
I am in tears! This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greatness!
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