Post by BIGKEV on Sept 21, 2006 18:14:40 GMT -5
I would have asked you out last week but I failed my morale save
If I roll a critical, will you let me get to second base?
Man, I think the Drow cleric is sexy!
My AC's 13. What's yours?
Does the Abyssal Maw remind you of something?
My mom says I have too many figures and she won't buy me any more
Do you have any special abilities I should know about?
Have you seen the new Dragoneye booster packs yet?
I just got back from GenCon
Wanna see the Eye of Gruumsh?
So, I hear you're into plastic toys.
You say you're sick and won't be able to go out tonight? WooHoo! Booster pack, here I come!
What do you mean I have too many figures? I only have 5 Felldrakes for Pelor's sake.
How could you know I was hanging with {insert rival girl name here} you could not have line of sight!
I am a commander 10, what's you difficult level?
You should get an outfit like the Drow cleric
No, really, you should try it on. You'll look good in it. I know I do.
Let's play STRIP D&D Minis...Here, you can have the Felldrake AND the Human Commoner.
Hey baby, you just crossed my threat range. Opportunity here I come.
Look at me like that all you want, my blindsight makes me immune to Gaze attacks.
If you come a little closer you can experience my command effect.
That? That's my Meat Wall.
Wanna see my Purple Dragon Knight.
When I said you look like a Dretch, I meant it in a good way!
What do you mean I'm a Dire Bore?!
I don't know what happened. I've never routed that fast before. Ever.
Time to ditch this displaced agression.