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Post by Highlord on Feb 9, 2005 21:50:28 GMT -5
Some pictures to go with the story. These were Dave Jones' pics. Unfortunately, mine were never developed. Whiskey should enjoy seeing these again. Clicky Regretfully, we have no picture of Patrick's abortive plancha attempt onto Ash. Though the impact shook the houseboat dramatically, the only one injured was Patrick. |
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Post by Jill on Feb 9, 2005 22:14:31 GMT -5
Are you guys making all this up? How is it your not dead or arrested? It has the makings of a hilarious movie.
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Post by Highlord on Feb 10, 2005 0:22:38 GMT -5
Well, sometimes we do get arrested...and sometimes we do die. But that is no proper context in which to view one's duties as a Drunkboat cap'n. Risk is the name of the game...and vomiting...and shooting.
Yes, we could stop drinking, and boatshooting, and grow old uneventfully and die warmly in our lover's arms. But come the spring dawning, our souls would lack vigor, and our flasks would ache, and our livers tremble at the notion of one more moment of clartiy.
And come the 4th of July, the flag would not wave so proudly, and the fireworks would produce only ash, and the seas would smoke, and skies boil, and we would not be free from persecution, tyranny, or taxation. You see Jill...we have to behave this way...we can't trust anyone else will do it properly for us. Someone HAS to be the drunkgunboater.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Feb 10, 2005 9:41:11 GMT -5
Good Lord! Not only has Eric Weaver apparently joined, so has Derik Johnson. This site has just gotten a whole lot better. Now all we need is to bring back Grot.
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Post by Highlord on Feb 10, 2005 9:55:22 GMT -5
Sadly, the steeley hand of marriage has taken Grot, and he no longer walks this realm.
However, Wong is visiting this weekend.
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Post by Jack Daniels on Feb 10, 2005 10:22:08 GMT -5
Sadly I never knew Wong. I did go to ETSU with Grot. We need to get him divorced.
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Post by POWER PENIS on Feb 10, 2005 11:44:18 GMT -5
Well I see that more people are confirming this madness. Still none of ypu can compare to the POWERPENIS!!
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Post by Whiskey on Feb 10, 2005 13:07:14 GMT -5
Christ on the Cross Derrick, must we endure your overwhelming picto-regala here as well?
Otherwise your prose on weaponized alco-sailing is quite moving.
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Post by Highlord on Feb 10, 2005 19:06:54 GMT -5
Nice Monarch! Here is a great gunboating drunken shot. Whiskey, you remember this. Ashley firing the "Deck Gun"  |
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Post by Stace on Feb 10, 2005 19:59:48 GMT -5
What kind of gun are you shooting?
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Post by Highlord on Feb 10, 2005 20:03:49 GMT -5
That's not me...I'm not quite that bald. That my ex-roomate Ashley. He is firing my pistol however. Its a Taurus Raging Bull .454 Casull.
An excellant boating weapon.
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Post by Whiskey on Feb 10, 2005 20:25:22 GMT -5
Of course, what Highlord forgets to mention is that a fat girl was making out with an idiot underneath the boat when Ash was firing the deck gun. They didn't even bleed from their ears when the damn thing let loose, but it was close.
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Post by Whiskey on Feb 10, 2005 20:28:41 GMT -5
Of course, what Highlord forgets to mention is that a fat girl was making out with an idiot underneath the boat when Ash was firing the deck gun. They didn't even bleed from their ears when the damn thing let loose, but it was close.
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Post by Stace on Feb 10, 2005 21:57:49 GMT -5
When do we get to hear stories about Whiskey and Highlord on this site? I think that would make the site that much more readable.
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Post by Keith on Feb 10, 2005 22:00:17 GMT -5
I love the Monarch, Kewl Avatar Whiskey.
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