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Feb 23, 2005 21:48:22 GMT -5
Post by Wong on Feb 23, 2005 21:48:22 GMT -5
what about the cleric of Kirijolith? or one of the many t-bird crashes of the highlord? (the jump, the house)
what about travis and I climbing on the outside of death jeep at speed?
alex, the eggs and tell them to fuck themselves?
Just some thoughts the popped into my head.
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Feb 23, 2005 22:04:16 GMT -5
Post by Highlord on Feb 23, 2005 22:04:16 GMT -5
Look man...we're all drunk in the basement. If you had come in as you promised, you'd understand.
But you're right. Those are all stories Patrick needs to tell.
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Feb 23, 2005 22:21:22 GMT -5
Post by TheAl on Feb 23, 2005 22:21:22 GMT -5
Hey All! I just thought i'd drop by. havent been posting latley, but the site has gotten quite interesting of late. So i thought i'd add in a small blurb about the one and only encounter i ever had with the highlords father....his exact words were and i quote. "And this time leave the f*ckn guns alone this time!"
TheAl.
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Feb 23, 2005 23:36:26 GMT -5
Post by Wong on Feb 23, 2005 23:36:26 GMT -5
another story driving around with the uzi and other things in the bird....
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Feb 24, 2005 0:17:57 GMT -5
Post by Whiskey on Feb 24, 2005 0:17:57 GMT -5
Killing turtles?
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Feb 24, 2005 0:54:57 GMT -5
Post by Highlord on Feb 24, 2005 0:54:57 GMT -5
I forgot about that too. Of all things, I let Jamie Wright talk me out of anything rash.
JCCKJ?
Al? Millarr?
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Feb 24, 2005 9:11:47 GMT -5
Post by THEPAT24 on Feb 24, 2005 9:11:47 GMT -5
The Alex Housley story is already written and waiting to be posted. I'll put the others on the list. I'm in the middle of a busy 2 week span where my writing is mostly work related but after that I'll have more time to work on stuf for the site.
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Feb 24, 2005 20:45:01 GMT -5
Post by Wong on Feb 24, 2005 20:45:01 GMT -5
The next story has to be the unleashing of grot. Pat how's your eye and did your skull fully heal?
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Feb 24, 2005 22:14:45 GMT -5
Post by Highlord on Feb 24, 2005 22:14:45 GMT -5
At the very least, it should be about when Yvonne pulled her car into the garage only to find a suspiciously nude Grot.
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Feb 25, 2005 8:59:34 GMT -5
Post by Whiskey on Feb 25, 2005 8:59:34 GMT -5
Mack, your trunks have fallen off.
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Feb 25, 2005 9:41:16 GMT -5
Post by Highlord on Feb 25, 2005 9:41:16 GMT -5
"I have taken them off" --Grot
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Feb 26, 2005 23:09:23 GMT -5
Post by Whiskey on Feb 26, 2005 23:09:23 GMT -5
So, back in the early nineties Wong, Hicks, and myself discovered the wonders of the primary adult bookstore in Knoxville, the renown and infamous Westknox News...Swedish Erotica, Marital Aids, and Doc Johnson. Over the years the guests to this nefarious sex shop changed many many times. I remember one time popping in on Sean Morton his first year at UT and telling him simply "Get your clothes on, we're going" and forcing a quick run out there.
Of course, it was only a matter of time before Patrick found out and was dying to go. All of us had the misfortune of patronizing Westknox with him at some point. Being young men, we all had our various affectations for the young women in the noble and necessary industry of pornography. Big breasts, asses etc. Patrick during this time of discovery posited that he was a quadra and later pentasexual who would boink anything organic.
One day Derrick, myself and Patrick went out there. These were the halcyon days. Derrick looking at Christy Canyon films, myself Nina Hartley when she was younger. Patrick immediately runs down the weird aisle stopping uncomfortably close to the gay Village People section. If you have been to a porn shop you know certain rules are expected. No eye contact, hushed tones, respect the privacy of baptists etc. Patrick like a babe in a candy shop remarked after stumbling upon a particularly perverse gay title "MY GOD, I have never seen the Boston Crab applied like that before"
Needless to say, this violation of protocol caused Derrick and myself to get the hell out of dodge.
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Feb 27, 2005 0:18:53 GMT -5
Post by Groiny on Feb 27, 2005 0:18:53 GMT -5
I was there as well and remember everyone, not including Patrick was remarking on some of the more inventive porn names.
"Face Jam"
"Edward Penis Hands"
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Feb 27, 2005 13:14:19 GMT -5
Post by lmschick on Feb 27, 2005 13:14:19 GMT -5
You crack me up Whiskey, you should tell more stories. That was good.
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Feb 27, 2005 23:09:38 GMT -5
Post by FEAR on Feb 27, 2005 23:09:38 GMT -5
If you are going to buy the bonus pack of porn you have to go into it realizing that the middle one is a throw away probably hairy british porn
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